The Forgotten Son

Benjamin Francis Leftwich - Don’t Go Slow

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:38:39 -0500

Benjamin Francis Leftwich - Don’t Go Slow

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Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:31:40 -0500

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Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:06:15 -0500

Well today was productive...

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:43:33 -0500

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Sun, 20 Nov 2011 20:06:32 -0500

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Sun, 20 Nov 2011 14:53:07 -0500

012) Alby is a sexy, fuck-worthy parrot.

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 01:22:21 -0500

albynoname:

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Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:38:12 -0500

Don't take it personally, people are just intimidated by your awesome perfection and probably the fact that you're a Death Eater

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 18:11:56 -0500

Yeah I figured that was the main reason. Meh. I’m used to it.

Well now you can and you can do it with MEEEE! Because I'm your bestest friend still, right?

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 18:09:51 -0500

You’re pretty much my only friend, so yes. Yes you are.

Well wherever we go, we'll destroy shit okay?

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:43:27 -0500

We’ll destroy shit to the max. I’ve been dying to destroy something. Anything, really.

Can we fuck shit up together soon, though? Just go around destroying public bathrooms or something since we can't do it at Hogwarts anymore? Or we could try and break into Hogwarts and do it there again, too

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:31:30 -0500

I think that should definitely happen soon. I haven’t been to Hogwarts in ages, but breaking in to fuck shit up might be fun!

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Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:25:56 -0500

And it's what makes everything more interesting for people around us. Keeps them on their toes!

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:25:23 -0500

Completely!

It's been way too long. But no, nothing much has changed and I'm still pretty nuts

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:20:00 -0500

Your craziness and my manic depression is what makes us such great friends though, so I wouldn’t change you for the world.

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:05:42 -0500

YOU CAN HAVE WATERMELON BABIES GALORE AND WE'LL RAISE THEM TOGETHER AND IT'LL BE BEAUTIFUL!

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:03:25 -0500

Oh lord. It really has been awhile, hasn’t it? haha just as crazy as ever thought I can see!

I get a little carried away in my head. I'm going to go look up how to do that now, I hope you know and I'm going to make sure you grow some damn watermelons for me

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:57:56 -0500

Thank you for trying to make me into a surrogate watermelon mother. It’s a great feeling~

I didn't say kill her, I just said shut her up geez Al you always have to jump to death...but like I hope you swallow a watermelon seed and then a watermelon baby grows in your tummy and then like you grow a field of watermelons inside you and then sell them for a lot of money except give some to me for free

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:54:16 -0500

I never said I was going to kill her! You’re the one who insinuated the murder or her! But on the rare chance that I grow a watermelon farm in my stomach I will most definitely give you free watermelon.

Can't you do something about them? Isn't that your job? Make people just like go away or at least stop talking?

Sat, 19 Nov 2011 16:48:55 -0500

Yeah, pretty much. But I mean, she’s still my little sister, even if I can’t stand her and she goes out of her way to tell me she hates me. I was eating watermelon today and she told me she hoped I choked on them. Like uh…okay? I’m just trying to enjoy my watermelon. I was unaware that was a crime but hey, whatever floats your boat.